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Good evening.

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Colport.

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I'm sorry. You have a reservation for a
Mr. and Mrs. Colport.

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This is Mrs. Colport.

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I see. Well, now... Ah, yes.

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Room 211.

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If you would just, um... Sign it, Babs.

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Babs.

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Is there any luggage?

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No. Mr.

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Colport will arrive later.

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Let's see.

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Come along, Babs.

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We'll go up to your room now.

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Sir? Tyler J.

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I believe you have a booking for me.

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Let's see.

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Yes. For one night only, room 221.

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Please fill in the form.

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Yes,

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Colport. No,

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no, not. Thank you. Just brand it.

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A large one.

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It's got a good bounce.

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Holly, how can you talk like that?

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Practice.

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Anyway, bounce, count.

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You'll find out soon.

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Don't say that. I'm scared.

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I know, darling.

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It's always been the same. I meet a
super chap.

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I fancy him madly. But as soon as he
makes his move, I panic.

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Well, that's why we're here.

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To break the cycle.

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But an escort service.

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Paying someone to... Someone rather
special, darling.

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Fortescue is the agency.

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And as for paying, well, now you're more
than able to afford it.

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That's hardly the point, Holly.

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When you told me that you'd spent all
these years looking after your father

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nothing else, I was horrified.

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Look, Babs, you want to get married,
have babies and things.

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Yes. But you have this problem with men.

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I know. Every time an attractive man
shows his affections for you, you run a

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mile. Only there's nothing to be done.
Yes, there is, and we're doing it by

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calling in an expert.

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You make it sound so cold -blooded, so
calculated.

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Your drink, sir.

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Oh, thank you.

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Would you sign, please?

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Yes, of course.

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Thank you.

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Thank you, sir.

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I say, actually, I didn't order a drink.

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Really, sir?

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Oh, I see what's happened.

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You're 2 -2 -1.

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The order was for 2 -1 -1.

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We always mix them up because they're so
close to each other. I do apologise,

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sir. It's no problem.

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Actually, I did sign the...

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You're

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large, Brendan.

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Thank you.

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going, my pretty maid?

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Bolting, sir?

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Yes, yes.

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I simply can't face it, Holly.

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I thought you tried to escape, so I
stayed behind to lock the stable door.

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Don't be so silly. You can't force me to
do it.

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Now, listen.

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I've put a lot of time and trouble into
this one. You said you were desperate.

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I was only a little bit desperate. Now
I'm totally desperate. I've got to get

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out of here. I know why you panicked.
Who's having to sit up there and wait

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him to turn up? Well, I've got a plan to
cope with that. I don't care. I'm going

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home. Babs, the least you can do is hear
it.

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So, we'll just step into the bar and
I'll explain.

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Two pounds, please.

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I say, excuse me.

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Oh, you clumsy...

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I said I'm terribly sorry. You have
wrecked my trousers.

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Wimborne?

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Tyler.

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I say, it must be 15 years.

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No more.

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I say, Wimborne, I'm terribly sorry
about your trousers. Oh, it's all right,

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Tyler. Seeing as it's you, you haven't
changed much, have you? How do you mean,

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Wimborne? You were the clumsiest boy at
school. Was I? I'd forgotten.

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Anyway, let me pay for cleaning your
trousers, Wimborne. No, no, of course

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The sordid thing is I will have to fly
into New York looking like a bum.

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Terribly sorry.

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So, you live in New York, do you,
Wimborne?

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Yes, for a third of the year. Another
third in Tokyo and the last third in my

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state in Somerset.

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I see.

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Well, you always said you were going to
be a success, Wimborne.

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Look, we're not at school now.

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It's Giles.

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Really?

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I never knew that.

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Yes, and yours was Jeremy, wasn't it?
That's right.

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What a memory you've got, Wimble.

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Giles.

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I take it you're doing well. This place
is quite pricey. Oh, I don't usually

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stay in such grand hotels, Giles. It's
just my firm sent me up from Chester to

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close a property deal, so I'm on
expenses.

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Are you in property?

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No such luck. I'm just a provincial
solicitor.

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How about you?

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Newspapers. Ah.

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Advertising, electronics, fashion. I
see. Publishing, film, television.

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Perhaps it would be quicker if you just
told me what you're not in.

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I don't put in much time with the pick
and travel, Tyler.

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Ah, that's the old Wimbers, yes.

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I remember you used to keep the whole
school in stitches, especially with your

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practical jokes.

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Oh, thank you.

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What do I say to him? I mean, what do we
talk about?

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Holly, I'm not going through with it.

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Understood, darling. But if we don't
leave him a message soon, he'll have you

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paged. Oh, no.

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We don't know his name.

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Mr Colport, silly.

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You married at all?

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I'm afraid not.

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I've been close to it once or twice, but
it's never quite worked out.

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You do like girls, don't you?

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Oh, good heavens, yes.

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Oh, I've had hundreds of girlfriends.

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Although the past year's been a bit
lonely.

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Really? This must be quite a treat for
you, then. How do you mean?

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Oh, staying in a place like this.

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What do you mean, girls?

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How's this sound?

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Something has come up. I may be very
late.

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You needn't wait up.

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Please leave the door on the latch.

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Barbara Coport.

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Which means, should you change your
mind, that you'll be able to undress in

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dark and just... Flick him to bed.

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I suppose you'll be winking at the hall
porter before the evening's over, eh?

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Winking at the hall porter?

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Yes, surely you know the code. Code?

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Oh, my dear boy.

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The international one.

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There's nothing to it. You simply
approach the hall porter, give him your

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number, and wink three times.

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Then you go off to dine, and when you
get back to your room, there is a

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delightful companion waiting for you.

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And the best thing of all is that she
gets billed as sundress.

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How extraordinary.

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Now, what was your room number? It was
221, wasn't it?

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Your room number. It is 221.

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Right.

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Good evening.

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Good evening, sir.

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Room 221.

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All right.

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Table for one, monsieur.

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Follow me, please.

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I'm sure... No, I haven't actually seen
it myself, madam, but I understand it's

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a very fine performance.

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Excuse me one moment.

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Good evening, I'm Mr Colport. I believe
my wife, Mrs Barbara Colport, checked in

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earlier. Colport.

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Ah, yes,

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that's right, sir.

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She left a note for you.

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Oh, hell, did you? I'll confirm it
later, madam.

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Ah, yes.

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That's all right, then. She, my wife,
you understand, wants me to wait in her

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room. Our room, that is. She said you'll
give me the key.

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Certainly, sir.

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It's 221.

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Yes, sir.

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There we are, sir.

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You'll feel better once you've eaten. I
couldn't eat a thing. Don't be silly.

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So, what are you doing here?

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The same as you, I expect.

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Yes, but didn't I read somewhere that
your old man had died? He must have left

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you half of Yorkshire, didn't he? He got
better. Oh, rotten old luck. Well, not

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really. I'm quite like the old thug.

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If only he'd part with some of the
ancestral loot. How are you making out?

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Oh, not much loot left in my family.
Best I can hope for is a good marriage.

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That's why I stick with this caper. So
where's your date?

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Oh, in the dining room. I'm joining her
now.

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Seriously, Rich?

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Well, her name's Hapley, like the chain
of high street dress shops, but I can't

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work out if she's a dress shop Hapley or
not. She's got terrible dress sense. I

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mean, black knickers under blue organdy.

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Where's your... I haven't arrived yet. I
left a note saying I have to go to bed.

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Probably one of the shy ones who like
you to be asleep while they undress.

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I've never had one of those. I have had
every kind.

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Good hunting.

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Thanks.

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Leave it with me.

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Goodbye, sir.

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My key.

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Rule 221.

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Excuse me, sir.

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Reception?

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Yes, Your Excellency.

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Yes, of course, sir.

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Right away, sir.

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One moment, sir.

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Oh, I am sorry sir.

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you? Precisely what I was going to ask
you. All right, I'm Mr. Colport, Mr.

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Barbara Colport.

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Barbara? What? No, Barbara's my wife's
name, of course. She booked the room.

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Well, I'm Jeremy Tyler, and I'm
expecting a friend.

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Would that be a female or a male friend?

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Naturally, a female friend.

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Why naturally? You've been cuddling me.

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Well, I assumed you were her.

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Has she got a moustache?

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No. Now, will you kindly leave my room?

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Look, I think we can settle this without
a punch -up.

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What number's your room? 221. Really?

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So's mine, and here's my key to prove
it. Oh, really?

220
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Well, here's my key to prove it.

221
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Oh, dear.

222
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Well? It's 211.

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Never mind.

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I really am most dreadfully sorry.

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All right.

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What's it going to be?

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I'll do it.

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Why have you changed your mind?

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It was just something I saw in the
dining room while we were eating.

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What was that?

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Just a couple having dinner together,
but they were obviously getting a

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kick out of each other's company.

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It made me realise how much I was
missing.

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What were they doing?

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Well, not a lot, just exchanging looks
and touches, but you could see he was

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crazy about her.

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He had to be. She was wearing black
knickers under blue organdy and she

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ghastly. Come on, let's get my key.

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My key, please. Room 211.

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It's out, madam.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Of course.

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Good night, Holly.

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And if you're just pretending to be
asleep, it's not really necessary.

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So, you've come.

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Of course.

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I'd given you up.

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That was silly.

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No, it wasn't.

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The fact is that I very nearly didn't.

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Really?

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Why?

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Naturally, because I was frightened.

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Actually, I was terrified.

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Good Lord.

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Were you really?

258
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I had to force myself to enter this
room.

259
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That's terrible.

260
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Does it always affect you like that?

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Yes. That's the whole point.

262
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When the moment gets near, I nearly
faint.

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Usually, I just run away.

264
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What an appalling handicap.

265
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I mean, do you think you're in the right
profession?

266
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Oh, I don't have a profession. I have
means.

267
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I just do odd jobs from time to time.

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But if you don't need to, I mean,
well...

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Why work at all?

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I suppose because I get bored. It helps
pass the time.

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Yes, I suppose it would.

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It's none of my business, of course, but
have you ever considered some sport or

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hobby? Look, could we just get on with
it before I get panicky again?

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Yes, of course.

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Well, if you'd like to undress.

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Not so fast.

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Sorry? Well, there are certain things to
be discussed first.

278
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Really? What things?

279
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Well, to begin with, are you
experienced?

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I... Well, tolerable, I suppose. I mean,

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do you really think a lot of experience
is necessary?

282
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Of course. I don't want some blundering
amateur doing it, do I?

283
00:19:03,370 --> 00:19:08,190
Well, no, no. That would be
disagreeable, no doubt. But, I mean, it

284
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Choice. Oh, I realise that.

285
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Tell me this.

286
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Why do you think I joined you here?

287
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I assume because I winked at the hall
porter.

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What?

289
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Well, because I winked at the hall
porter.

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I don't consider this the moment for
jokes.

291
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You are going to take it seriously,
aren't you?

292
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:30,570
Oh, certainly, yes. But, I mean, it
should also be fun, shouldn't it?

293
00:19:31,110 --> 00:19:32,870
Of course not. Are you mad?

294
00:19:34,010 --> 00:19:36,570
Oh, I suppose your attitude doesn't
really matter.

295
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As long as you do it gently, swiftly and
with clinical detachment.

296
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Well, I'll do my best. Thank you. Now,
no more talking. I will put out the

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and get undressed in the dark. You turn
over. Turn over so that you're facing

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away from me. I'll get straight into bed
and you get on with it without delay.

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Agreed? I suppose so.

300
00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:02,300
Light's going out now.

301
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,300
I must say, I didn't expect all these
rules.

302
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:20,900
Well, I'm sorry, but someone has to pay
for this. But she didn't show up. My

303
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:23,120
wife just didn't show up.

304
00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:27,020
Well, she was certainly here last night,
but I remember the lady when she booked

305
00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:28,960
it. Yes, here we are.

306
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Mrs. Barbara Colport. Of course, I went
off with you at seven. Well, she never

307
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came up to the room. I've spent a rotten
night all alone.

308
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,720
Have you informed the police, sir?

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00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,280
The police?

310
00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:42,750
No, why should I? Well, your wife
disappeared.

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00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,550
Oh, I don't suppose it's anything that
would interest the police. I mean,

312
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Barbara often has these fits and starts.

313
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She probably met somebody she fancied
more than me and just went off with him.

314
00:20:54,350 --> 00:20:55,350
beg your pardon?

315
00:20:55,610 --> 00:21:01,790
What I mean is she might have bumped
into an old friend or... Oh, all right,

316
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I'll pay the bill.

317
00:21:03,190 --> 00:21:04,850
Fortescue can settle with me later.

318
00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:07,430
Never mind. What do I owe you?

319
00:21:22,730 --> 00:21:24,170
You were wonderful.

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Far better than I'd expected.

321
00:21:27,910 --> 00:21:30,210
Thank you for your strength and
gentleness.

322
00:21:31,370 --> 00:21:33,190
I won't ever be afraid again.

323
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:52,210
You're back, are you?

324
00:21:52,690 --> 00:21:53,970
I most certainly am.

325
00:21:54,610 --> 00:21:57,170
And now I would like the truth.

326
00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:00,410
I say, you're not going to start all
that nonsense again, are you?

327
00:22:00,770 --> 00:22:02,450
What exactly do you mean?

328
00:22:02,770 --> 00:22:03,950
Well, I got your note.

329
00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:05,990
It was a wonderful night for me too.

330
00:22:07,650 --> 00:22:08,950
Who are you?

331
00:22:09,610 --> 00:22:13,330
Look, I've got nothing to hide. I'm not
married. What gives you the right to

332
00:22:13,330 --> 00:22:14,410
interrogate me like this?

333
00:22:15,110 --> 00:22:19,630
Very well, I will tell you. I have
discovered that you're not from

334
00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:21,300
Oh, that's true.

335
00:22:21,380 --> 00:22:22,319
I'm not.

336
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:23,320
Well, who are you from?

337
00:22:23,580 --> 00:22:26,840
Well, if you must know, the firm's
called Farrington, Farrington and Dawkins.

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00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:27,840
a junior partner.

339
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:28,779
A what?

340
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:29,780
I'm a solicitor.

341
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:31,780
You mean you do this in your spare time?

342
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,160
Do what?

343
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,920
What is the address of your firm? 87
Mount Street.

344
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:38,199
Mount Street.

345
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,600
Chester. Chester?

346
00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:43,560
Chester! You've come down from Chester
to make love to women? Oh, don't be

347
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,680
silly. I came down to close a contract.
I had no intention of...

348
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,580
Making love when I left Chester?

349
00:22:48,860 --> 00:22:51,300
Oh, then what happened? Did they bleep
you and tell you something had come up?

350
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:54,560
No, this has gone quite far enough. No
call girl has the right to tell me...

351
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:57,380
What did you say? I said no call girl.
Call girl are you referring to? All

352
00:22:57,380 --> 00:22:59,700
right, if you find the term too blunt,
pleasure girl.

353
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,160
Me?

354
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,160
You mean me?

355
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,740
Well, who else? It was you that came and
slept with me after I winked at the

356
00:23:08,740 --> 00:23:09,740
hall porter, wasn't it?

357
00:23:10,340 --> 00:23:12,440
Winked at the... Oh, my God.

358
00:23:13,820 --> 00:23:14,759
Are you ill?

359
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:15,920
No, no, I...

360
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:21,960
Let's just get this straight. You wanted
some female company last night and...

361
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,600
What did you do?

362
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,320
Well, exactly what Wimborne suggested.

363
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:29,520
I winked three times at the hall porter
and he sent you to my room.

364
00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:31,820
Didn't he?

365
00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:16,370
I'm sorry I'm late.

366
00:24:16,710 --> 00:24:17,770
It's been quite a day.

367
00:24:18,930 --> 00:24:20,870
I saved the firm upwards of two million.

368
00:24:21,610 --> 00:24:23,150
I did it with an offshore nominee.

369
00:24:23,990 --> 00:24:24,990
I've run your bar.

370
00:24:25,210 --> 00:24:26,530
Champagne now or later?

371
00:24:31,190 --> 00:24:32,190
Now,

372
00:24:34,370 --> 00:24:35,370
I think.

373
00:24:38,930 --> 00:24:40,130
How was Tommy's eye test?

374
00:24:40,810 --> 00:24:41,809
Glasses, I'm afraid.

375
00:24:41,810 --> 00:24:43,030
But I think he's rather proud.

376
00:24:44,419 --> 00:24:48,020
He's spending the night with Auntie
Holly, so we've got the whole night to

377
00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:49,020
ourselves.

378
00:24:49,540 --> 00:24:53,800
Babs, you don't think after ten years
this routine is, well, a bit childish?

379
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,159
I do not.

380
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,480
It commemorates the most important night
of my life. Oh, mine too. It's a...

381
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,560
Now, are you the man from Fortescue's?

382
00:25:02,900 --> 00:25:04,360
At your service, madame.